These saucy green leggings won't judge you for wearing them three days in a row (we won't tell). Crafted from a luxurious 82% polyester, 18% spandex blend with impressive four-way stretch, they move with you through yoga, errands, and existential crises alike. The microfiber construction feels buttery soft against skin, while UPF 50+ protection keeps you shielded from the sun's judgment—at least that's one thing you can control. Elastic waistband, reinforced seams, and hand-finished details ensure lasting comfort. Fair warning: treat them gently around rough surfaces to preserve their integrity (unlike the rest of us). Printed and sewn in-house with intention and care.
